birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
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found out I can buy a new battery for my macbook for like $29 bucks hell yeah hell yeah hell fuckin yeah

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rubyswallows:

ju-cee:

This is one of those horrible ideas that sound good at 3am. 

There is nothing about this that I don’t love.

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borlax:

whalebiology:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

WHAT???

WH

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teammermaidadoredelano:

ADORE DELANO DISCUSSES TAKING DRAG TO THE MAINSTREAM ON BITESIZETV’S REALITY RELAPSE

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dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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  • Anonymousyou mad ? ? ? ? ?
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douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

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foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

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